French fries / Pommes frites
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So we're eating these great fries at Afro Deli, and Kenji, Anthony, and I are all like "these fries are the best!" and then I notice that Ashley got the sweet potato fries instead. (I know, bummer right?)

So I say, "Hey Ashley, do you want to try one of these fries?" and she's all like "oh, ok, yeah, thanks" and she tries one.

While she's eating it and doesn't have a chance to respond I lay this class A smartass response down:

No it's ok thanks Ashley, I don't want to try one of your sweet potato fries

Oh man, how we laughed!